I hate flying!

Would one rather two feet on land or suspended in air (by way of a magical metal box called an airplane) when a sudden solar flair strikes?  Well...WHICH ONE?!  Why didn't they teach me this in school?  Why didn't I know about this before I booked my flight?  Why is the below article so difficult to understand?

If I've confused you thus far, I apologize.  It's just that there's a solar flair-a-comin and I'm freaking out!!!

Tomorrow morning, I leave for Arizona on a flight that is surely going to scare the living daylights out of me and I have no clue which direction Mother Earth and Sister Sun want me to run in.  Whatever it is, I'll do it.  Just tell me.  Please. Pretty please. I'm terrible with (loss of control) stuff like this. 

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/03/huge_solar_flare_storm_heading.html

First, I decide to take a flight that leaves before alcohol can be served at the airport and now I'm dealing with a testy planet. Wah.

EDITED TO ADD:  I probably won't die.  It says that plane routes are mostly effected near the polar regions.  NJ to AZ = not that. Yay for living. 

Things that make me gag...

Kim K only pays 1% more in taxes than someone making just under 50k.  THAT, my nonexistent blog followers...is weird.  And super lame.  Yes, her family is entertaining- but I don't care.  Millions grow easier than hundreds...so even if she paid a tad more, she'd still be SUPER freaking loaded.

Taxes are a necessary evil...so if you want to be sky-high rich, pay more taxes so hard working, less-loaded folk don't want to cut you. One less ride on a private plane won't kill you.

http://news.yahoo.com/kardashian-pay-more-calif-tax-proponents-080824463.html